I’m off to my home town of Grantham tomorrow for a long weekend and to attend my sister’s wedding.

Famous people from Grantham:

1. Isaac Newton

2. Margaret Thatcher

3. Nicholas Parsons

4. Bomber Harris

5. Beverly Allitt

6. Nutter Number 1 - He used to push his bike down the high street shouting abuse at us Kings school boys.

7. Nutter Number 2 - ‘Worms’- A mentally ill man that the cruel folk of the town used to call- If you walk past him , shout worms he will run off in near hysterics- Cruel bunch in Grantham.

8. Nutter Number 3 - Mad Liz - An old woman with plastic bags in a pram saying “do you like my baby?”

9. The man with no teeth who plays the accordian in the Morrisons centre with a dead duck on his arm.

10. A snotty little ginger kid.

Its funny, I really don’t like the the place anymore but writing about its people is making me feel strangely homesick.